I am the typical "Jerry Springer" guest with my dramatized life. I have 6 kids by 6 different daddies. I live in a trailer in my mom's back yard. I live off of the government tax money so YOU pay my rent and buy my groceries (Thanks!) I like men who don't have a job, sit on the couch and drink beer all day, and don't shower (Yummy!)

- Expert at wasting time
- Professional face comedian

I like to go to the bars and pick up random men and have unprotected sex. On Sundays I like to ride my Harley with my kiddie seat attached on the back so I can carry my children to the biker bars with me.